Funny News

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Ohh, sorry I forgot to tell.. my exams were indefinitely postponed because of a big strike. Now who says Strikes have no pros and only cons?
So da master procrastinator has again sit up and found from among a thousand sites some little gems, just for the readers. This is the first part of the series.
These are some funniest news I found out. Sit back and have a hearty laugh.
1. Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing
2. Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral
3. Two convicts evade noose, jury hung
4. William Kelly was fed secretary
5. Farmer bill dies in House
6. Blind people are seeing their way to the eye doctor
7. Miners refuse to work after death
8. Man struck by lightning faces battery charges
9. Something went wrong in jet crash, expert says
10. Local High School Dropouts cut in half
11. If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last awhile
12. Patient at Death's Door - Docs pull him through
13. Gunman shot by 999 cops
14. Man found dead in city cemetary
15. Man sentenced to death for second time in two years

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