Break-up? Live your Life Now!
Have you ever been through a break-up? How did you come out of the gloomy days? You are sure to pass through a hell of a Life - with its Goods and Bads and Worsts if you follow me! So here's my list of to-dos or trying-to-dos when you are in a post-breakup phase.
Disclaimer: Remember, this is one for the BOYS only. Girls - read it and imagine your version. Don't take to heart anyone.
Okay, so the dreamy love-glossed matinee show is over, your "only world" has dumped you badly in front of everyone. Or on the high street. Or through a sms. Anything. This is a list of things you should do post break-up.
1. Alcohol - The Next Best Friend. Refrain from alcohol at this time? Nah! Get drunk and blabber in a bar -
2. Digits matter! While driving away from the ruckus created earlier, don't delete all the contacts related with that girl. They say, Every cloud has a silver lining. You make a call to the girl's sister or her best friend. Call her and tell her
3. Happy Couples? Annoy them! See those happy looking friends holding their girl's hand intentionally while walking past you? Don't hesitate to sow a doubt in their relation!
4. Common places? Go there. Find out with whom she's dating now. Don't let her date be successful ever again. Go near them and ask -
5. Songs? Lifetime companion! Just remember to sing them in Karaoke in the restaurant she dines in! Don't forget to add lines from some hard rock music with expletives! You were gonna go away from that cafe anyway, better way to bloody upset the world and go!
6. Try to attract more girls! Even if you fail badly, don't stop trying.
Kisine kaha hai, dena na dena to uparwale ke haat me hai, tum bas koshish karte raho!
7. Abuse. Strictly in public. Full throttle. Don't spare her a moment on sigh. Aakhir, Maa ki- Behen ki- desh ne aur jo bhi sikhaya hai, sare kab kaam aayenge?
8. Now what? You can't be in college/office because of a million hearts you broke! You can't be with your gf - she's your ex-gf now! You seem to remember your momma now! Let's spend some time with her. Alas! YOU find the angry father of the girl sitting in YOUR house complaining to YOUR mom about things YOU did! And he has a gun too! "Come near and I'll kill you with my gun - " he shouts. Run away, only after shouting out another poor joke -
"Gun? A Gun never kills anybody uncle. A father with a hot daughter does!"
9. Run away! Where? Have money? Then flee to Goa! Who knows someone might be destined to meet you there! The beaches.. the girls.. the romantic evenings.. Oh What an end to a big rampage!
Have LOTS of money? Go to Vegas guys! They say "You can live a million lives when in Vegas!" You might not be fitter & sexier than Aston Kutcher but who knows you might get someone hotter(and younger) than Cameron Diaz? Or a bumper jackpot in a casino? Life ban jayega, boss!
10. Enjoyed the ride till now? Aisa sirf movies me hota hai boss, life never spares you! Forget all these rules and follow Miss Asteria's article of coping with a post-breakup situation.
P.S. Mere sath koi break-up nahi hua. And the above image here for you wounded boys! :p :D
Seriously, get a new life guys. :)
Disclaimer: Remember, this is one for the BOYS only. Girls - read it and imagine your version. Don't take to heart anyone.
Okay, so the dreamy love-glossed matinee show is over, your "only world" has dumped you badly in front of everyone. Or on the high street. Or through a sms. Anything. This is a list of things you should do post break-up.
1. Alcohol - The Next Best Friend. Refrain from alcohol at this time? Nah! Get drunk and blabber in a bar -
"Kaash main sharaab se muhabbat kiya hota dost-
Saala kal bhi nasheela tha.. aur aaj bhi nasheela hai.."
After the bar go to your girlfriend's front gate and shout abuses at the top of his voice. Crush some beer-bottles near her door. Make noises. Even pee there. Then get chased by her dog.2. Digits matter! While driving away from the ruckus created earlier, don't delete all the contacts related with that girl. They say, Every cloud has a silver lining. You make a call to the girl's sister or her best friend. Call her and tell her
"I am only telling you because you understand me. I am heart-broken right now and will do better if you come & meet me at the canteen tomorrow."
Who knows? Many break-ups have led to finding of true love!3. Happy Couples? Annoy them! See those happy looking friends holding their girl's hand intentionally while walking past you? Don't hesitate to sow a doubt in their relation!
"Bhai aaj teri gf badi hot dikh rahi hai aaj..
Par.. kal shaam se thoda kam!"4. Common places? Go there. Find out with whom she's dating now. Don't let her date be successful ever again. Go near them and ask -
"Kabhi hum.. Kabhi tum.. Tera kya number hai bhai?"
Found out that he was actually chosen by her family to marry her? You just broke her marriage? Ha Ha even better!5. Songs? Lifetime companion! Just remember to sing them in Karaoke in the restaurant she dines in! Don't forget to add lines from some hard rock music with expletives! You were gonna go away from that cafe anyway, better way to bloody upset the world and go!
6. Try to attract more girls! Even if you fail badly, don't stop trying.
Kisine kaha hai, dena na dena to uparwale ke haat me hai, tum bas koshish karte raho!
7. Abuse. Strictly in public. Full throttle. Don't spare her a moment on sigh. Aakhir, Maa ki- Behen ki- desh ne aur jo bhi sikhaya hai, sare kab kaam aayenge?
8. Now what? You can't be in college/office because of a million hearts you broke! You can't be with your gf - she's your ex-gf now! You seem to remember your momma now! Let's spend some time with her. Alas! YOU find the angry father of the girl sitting in YOUR house complaining to YOUR mom about things YOU did! And he has a gun too! "Come near and I'll kill you with my gun - " he shouts. Run away, only after shouting out another poor joke -
"Gun? A Gun never kills anybody uncle. A father with a hot daughter does!"
9. Run away! Where? Have money? Then flee to Goa! Who knows someone might be destined to meet you there! The beaches.. the girls.. the romantic evenings.. Oh What an end to a big rampage!
Have LOTS of money? Go to Vegas guys! They say "You can live a million lives when in Vegas!" You might not be fitter & sexier than Aston Kutcher but who knows you might get someone hotter(and younger) than Cameron Diaz? Or a bumper jackpot in a casino? Life ban jayega, boss!
10. Enjoyed the ride till now? Aisa sirf movies me hota hai boss, life never spares you! Forget all these rules and follow Miss Asteria's article of coping with a post-breakup situation.
P.S. Mere sath koi break-up nahi hua. And the above image here for you wounded boys! :p :D
Seriously, get a new life guys. :)
haha thanks for the mention.. :)
ReplyDeleteLOL, infact ROFL, chased by her dog and silver lining thing was hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI read her article as well, both of you are on a mission to save the heart-broken, distressed souls :P
Break up time is never easy but after reading your article, I would sure like to break up and cause so much ruckus. A really cool read.....awesome one dude.
DeleteFor all those who are trying to mend a broken heart, seriously try to look at life through this authors eyes and you are sure to move on and probably find true love as well
Thank You for these words Athena. :)
DeleteGud one.. I will try to folow thse golden rules ... Haha
ReplyDeleteGud one.. I will try to folow thse golden rules ... Haha
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