How to Win in an Arguement with a Girl - 100% Working!

Its long I have written something, because I have been real busy - in fooling around. However, to make up for the absence, here is a post - which you can say - is namkeen. Most of my readers would have had at least one experience of arguing with a girl. Guys who have won the arguement - kudos to them. For the unfortunate others, here is my tried & tested formulae of how to win in an arguement with girls.

Disclaimer: Please don't blame me if you win the arguement but loose your girl. I never said that you could win both with these formulae. And all my dear girl friends, please don't take this seriously. It's obviously intended for fun.

Step 1. Abandon all logic. Girls don't use it, and you certainly shouldn't allow it to handicap you.

Step 2. If you believe strongly in something, do NOT give in to any aspect. Compromise is useless against girls, because they will rationalize that if they can get you to concede to one element, they can get you to quit the whole Periodic Table.
 
Step 3. Ever argue with a girl about something and they randomly insult you with something that has no relevance to it? Its their way of wearing you down and pushing you off-topic. Fight fire with fire, I say. Tell her she has a fat figure, an ugly face, disorienting hair, bulgy hips, and is genuinely awful.

Step 4. Girls have no concept of historical factors relating to the current situation. They can bring up issues dating months, even years back in a present day argument, just to weigh you down.
 
Step 5. Interrupt her. Don't let her talk long. Girls hate that. It's hilarious, too. They get all muffed up.

Step 6. Don't take her seriously. Laugh at every point she thinks is serious. (Fart, if possible.) Derail her emotional train.

Step 7. If the argument escalates, cut off communication with her. If you don't respond, she can't continue arguing about bullshit. (Change your phone number, relocate, and get a name change if you must.)

Step 8. Don't be fooled by "Let's stop arguing please." That's their way of making you defensive, so they can strike after you're worn down.

Step 9. Compare her unfavorably with another girl. This is especially effective if the comparison is with a girl that they hate. Tell her, "She is so much more understanding than you." Girls hate other girls, like teachers hate noise. Remember how did you irritate them in the class? Exactly.

Step 10. Don't be intimidated by tears. That's their ultimate weapon, like Adam Gilchrist, or MS Dhoni are, down the batting order of their team. Stay strong, don't let yourself get emotional, just think of something funny. Replay humorous scenes in your head.

Step 11. Shout, "I don't feel like fighting. I know I'm correct." Then stop. Leave the argument. It pisses them off because a guy's natural reaction is to resolve, whereas a girl's is to continue forever and ever till they hear that they are right.

Step 12. When all else fails, tell her she's just like mom. It's a master-stroke and will emotionally cripple her to such a degree she may even forget her whole argument.

Any more funny experiences and working theories? Let me know.